The Onion Presents Chronicles Of The Area Man

By The Onion

Have a look again on the Onion's insurance of this generation's such a lot famous newsmaker -- the realm guy. The Onion is already universally identified for offering the simplest and such a lot ground-breaking assurance of nationwide and foreign occasions, yet neighborhood reporting has continually been on the center of America's most interesting information resource. during this incisive and undying assortment, Chronicles Of the realm guy contains such stirring studies as "Area guy Has a ways better wisdom Of wonder Universe Than family Tree," "Area lady To Get by way of On appears for 6 extra Years," "Area Grandparents nonetheless don't know What Grandson Does For A Living," and the vintage tale of perseverance, "Area guy Makes It via Day." With this selection of the Onion's top neighborhood assurance, you'll see there's a little of the world guy inside of us all.

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