My Immortal

My Immortal is the main well-known, notoriously undesirable fan fiction ever written. established very loosely within the Harry Potter universe and that includes the blatant Mary-Sue protagonist Ebony (or every so often "Enoby"), it reads like a close record of every little thing a fanfic writer may perhaps ever potentially do incorrect, purely taken to exaggerated, frightening extremes. My Immortal was once initially published to FanFiction.Net someday in 2006, yet was once accordingly deleted via the FF.Net employees after inflicting a critical drop within the site's collective IQ. actually, the fanfic is so unbelievably undesirable that many refuse to simply accept that it is genuine, insisting that the writer was once in basic terms trolling and that the tale can be a parody. whatever the author's purpose, My Immortal continues to be probably the most cringe-worthy, accidentally hilarious, so-bad-it's-good items of literature the net has ever produced.

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She was once donning a goffik blak costume that used to be all ripped all over the place it kinda lik da one Amy Lee wears during this pic She wuz consuming a few Volximortserum. She took out da Pensiv and the time-torner. "Enoby, you'll have to do anozzer consultation now. additionally i would like u to get me da remedy four being adikited. " she stated unfortunately. "Good good fortune. Fangz! " after which… I jumped into the Prinsive back. unexpectedly I regarded round… i used to be in da Grate corridor consuming count number Chorcula. It used to be mourning. i used to be sitting subsequent to devil. On a desk was once a tall gottik guy wif lengthy blak hair, pail pores and skin and blue eyes wering a swimsuit and blak Cronvrese footwear. He regarded similar to Charlyn Manson. i spotted… he used to be ingesting a portent. "Whose he! eleven" I requested. "Oh, datz Profesor Slutborn. " devil acknowledged. "He▓s da Portents instructor… Ebony? " "Yah? " I requested. "Did u recognize dat Marylin Mason is taking part in in Hogsemade this night? they usually r displaying The workout at da video clips b4 dat. " "Yah? " "Well… wish 2 cross 2 da contort and da motion picture wif me? " bankruptcy 35 I Play the Gutter AN: fangz 2 suzi four da concept! 1 u rok! fuk of prepz! 11111111 fangz 2 raven four di support u rok gurl! 1 playstation im gong 2 finish da stroy rlly sunlight so FUK U! 111 oh yah nd if u no eny gofik namz plz tel me koz I ned 1 four serius! 1 fangz. I went in2 da Conmen Room finking of devil. unexpectedly I gasped… Draco wuz there! 111 I grasped. He locked as hut as eva werring blak ledder pants, a blak Lonken Prak t-shrit and blak eyeliner. "Draco what da fuk r u dong! 111111" I gosped. "Huh? " he requested. Then I remembred. It wuzn't Draco. It was once Lucan! 1 He stil had fingers. "Oh hello Lucian! 1" I sed. "Im Ebony the recent scholar lol we shook handz. " "Yah devil informed me abot you. " Lusian stated. He pinted to a groop of sexxxy gottik guyz. They the place siting in a nook kutting. It wuz critical, Vampire's dad and… Snap! them all have been donning blak eyeliner and blak solid Chralootte band shirts. "Lizzen i am in a goth band wif these men. " he acknowledged. "Were taking part in 2nite at da Marylin Mason convey as back-up. "ORLY. " I ESKED. "Yeah. " he acknowledged. "Were calld XBlakXTearX. I play teh gutter. Spartacus performs da drums" he stated ponting to him. "Snap performs the boss. And Jamez performs the guitar to even fo we name him Samaro, after Samara in da ring. " "Hey bastards. " I informed them they gave me Dethz tuch sin. unexpectedly I gasped back. "But do not u have a lead singer! " I requested. Lucian seemed sunrise unfortunately. "We uzd to yet she did. She contempted suicide via silting her rists. " "Oh my fuking god! eleven Datz so fuking unhappy! 1" I gasped. "Its ok yet we'd like a brand new led laugh. " Samaro stated. "Wel… I stated Im in a bnad myself. " "Rilly? " requested Snap. I cudnt belive it. He used 2 b goffik! 111 "Yeah have been referred to as Blody Gothik Rose 666. Do u wanna hr me sing? " Yeah stated everybody. So the fellows tok out der guitarz. They started to pay a tune bi (geddit koz bi guyz r sooo sexah! eleven) Gurn Day. "I wok dis empt stret on da bolevrad of damaged dremz. " I sang sexily (I dnot personal da lyrikz 2 dat song).. Every1 gasped. "Enopby? Will u subscribe to da band? Plz! 1" begged Lucian, Samoro, critical and Snap.

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