Laugh Lines

By Ben Bova

The longer term is Coming, and It’s Going to be Hilarious! First Time in Paperback for This Wildly comedian glance through a Best-Selling and Award-Winning author at numerous Possible—and Bizarre—Tomorrows, together with entire Novels

Ben Bova, best-selling and award-winning writer of the “Grand travel” and “Asteroid Wars” sequence, takes a sardonic examine the funny probabilities of destiny know-how.

            The Starcrossed: invoice Oxnard, a tender technological genius, had perfected actual third-dimensional tv, making usual television out of date. He suggestion he will be wealthy and famous—but he hadn’t learned how deranged the executives operating the have been; nor what kind of courses they have been making plans to broadcast utilizing the recent method within the maniacal quest for rankings.

            Cyberbooks: Carl Lewis has a dream—to make books available and reasonable to each individual within the kingdom, and thinks his “cyberbook,” approximately as huge and as affordable as a pocket calculator, will ensure that somebody to obtain books at once and cost effectively. yet he has no suggestion what he’s approximately to get into, nor does his touch at Bunker Books, attractive yet naïve aspiring editor Lori Tashkajian. Will they live to tell the tale this foray into the cut-throat global of massive publishing? And simply who's all at once murdering all these great aged humans at the streets of recent York, besides?

            those full-length novels of twistedly comedian, yet very attainable futures, plus six shorter yet both witty works, upload as much as a beneficiant quantity of futuristic enjoyable and hilarious high-tech.

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Sheldon did not solution. He used to be busy watching the Tommygun. extra dark-suited males climbed as much as the deck. each one of them carried large, ugly-looking pistols. Colt . 45s, Sheldon learned. Named after the beer advertisement. the 1st guy stepped as much as Sheldon and Brenda, transferring the Tommygun to the criminal of his arm. "You soiled rats," he acknowledged. "You did not invite me for your occasion. So i am crashing it. " He used to be shut adequate to Sheldon to determine his face now. And realize it They have been being faced via Jimmy Cagney. in the back of Cagney stood Allen Jenkins and Frank McHugh, either grinning relatively foolishly. Cagney hitched at his pants along with his loose hand. "Where's Finger? " he demanded. "I wanna locate that rat. he is the fellow that gave it to my brother and now i am gonna provide it to him. " The voice ultimately clicked in Sheldon's reminiscence. It was once Ron Gabriel doing his Cagney imitation. "Ron? " Sheldon requested, a bit timidly. "Is that you simply? " Cagney's face fell. "You famous me. Shit. i assumed I had you fooled, Sheldon. " "You did. it is a significant gown. " Brenda stated, "That's fairly you, Ron? " "Reah . . . who are y . . . Brenda? Wow, you glance fabulous! " "Thanks. " "How did you know me? " Sheldon desired to recognize. Cagney-Gabriel shrugged with one shoulder. "Gary Cooper. you usually use the Cooper gown. each social gathering. " "Once or twice," acknowledged Sheldon, defensively. "Often sufficient. " Sheldon begun pondering. no longer approximately his gown, yet approximately Gabriel crashing the celebration. whilst he suggestion that Cagney and his henchmen have been hijackers or thieves, he were scared. however the considered Gabriel coming nose to nose with B. F. terrified him. i have to maintain them separated, he discovered. "Let's cross as much as the Sky Bar and feature a drink," Sheldon acknowledged, pointing ahead and up. "I wanna see Finger," Gabriel spoke back, switching again to his Cagney voice. "I wanna convey him my violin. " He hefted the Tommygun. Brenda stepped towards him and slipped an arm inside of Gabriel's arm. "Come on, difficult guy," she acknowledged, doing Bacall completely. "Buy a woman a drink. " Gabriel could not withstand that. "Okay sweetheart. Umm . . . they acquired any grapefruit up in that bar? " "Never mind," Brenda-Bacall stated. "You don't desire a grapefruit. All you have to do is whistle. " because the 5 of them headed down the swaying, rolling deck towards the bar perched atop the ship's bridge, Sheldon proposal, And all i have to do is maintain Brenda with him. They took over a nook desk within the Sky Bar, ordered beverages and watched the moonlight at the waves. Gabriel parked his Tommygun in the back of the couch that they sat on. A blocky-looking machine over by way of the dancefloor was once belting out the hot atonal digital song and flashing its lighting in numbered series for the dancing slinking alongside: one, , one-two-three; one, , one-two 3. each infrequently the pc might throw in an additional beat, simply to hold the people off stability. many of the dancing have been heterosexual. because the waiter introduced their beverages, Brenda leaned shut adequate to Sheldon to whisper in his ear, "Thanks, hero.

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